Heidi manages to make herself look even more brainless

Heidi Montag is finally admitting to breast implants and a nose job - amazing what this girl will do for publicity. In an interview with Us mag, The Hills star opened up about her decision to go under the knife and the "painful" body-image problems that spurred her to make the changes. "I've always been very insecure about my body," Montag says. "My whole life, I looked at my chest and was like, okay, they're going to grow. This is my year! And it never happened. I was less than an A-cup. I wore pushup bras, which cut into my skin. If I was with a guy and there was a girl next to me with big boobs, I would be like, Oh, my god, he's looking at her! On the beach, if I was standing next to a girl with big boobs, I'd be like, I hate her! I hated my nose too. I have my dad's nose, which is huge. It took up so much of my face, when I looked down, I could see my nose. I couldn't get away from it! People would say, 'You have such a big nose!' And they'd make fun of me for being so flat, and say mean boy things like, 'If you nailed two nails in a board, they would be bigger than you are.' I was tormented. And when I was older, I'd want to be intimate, but I'd feel insecure. My boyfriends always had bigger chests than I did!" Of the day of the surgery, April 2, Montag says, "I woke up, and it was like Christmas: I was a nervous wreck, but I was just so excited at the same time. Spencer said, 'I'm so proud of you.' It was like he was wishing me well off to school."